Saturday, June 30, 2012
Thursday, June 7, 2012
Monday, June 4, 2012
Sunday, June 3, 2012
height of confidence
ran and got out of plane except one .
people asked him the reason.
He said:If it`s made by my students,
It will not even start.
I owe my life
I was in a Coma for Two years,
until one of the Nurses
played one of his songs
on the radio in my room,
and I had to wake up and
Turn it off.
Saturday, June 2, 2012
4 simple questions!
First Question: You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in ?
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Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person, you take his place, so you are second! Try not to screw up next time. Now answer the second question, but don't take as much time as you took for the first one, OK ?
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Second Question: If you overtake the last person, then you are...?
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Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can
you overtake the LAST Person ? You're not very good at this, are you ?
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Third Question:
Very tricky arithmetic ! Note: This must be done in your head only .
Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.
Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30 . Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000. Now add 10. What is the total ?
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http://allfunniestthings2u.blogspot.com/2012/06/nice-story.html.
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Answer: Did you get 5000 ? The correct answer is actually 4100.
If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator !
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Today is definitely not your day, is it ? Maybe you'll get the last question right.... ...Maybe.....
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Fourth Question:
Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth
daughter ?
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Answer: Did you Answer Nunu? NO ! Of course it isn't. Her name is Mary. Read the question again !
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Okay, now the bonus round: A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing
his teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done. Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants ?
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He just has to open his mouth and ask... It's really
very simple....Like you
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Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person, you take his place, so you are second! Try not to screw up next time. Now answer the second question, but don't take as much time as you took for the first one, OK ?
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Second Question: If you overtake the last person, then you are...?
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Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can
you overtake the LAST Person ? You're not very good at this, are you ?
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.
Third Question:
Very tricky arithmetic ! Note: This must be done in your head only .
Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.
Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30 . Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000. Now add 10. What is the total ?
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http://allfunniestthings2u.blogspot.com/2012/06/nice-story.html.
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Answer: Did you get 5000 ? The correct answer is actually 4100.
If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator !
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Today is definitely not your day, is it ? Maybe you'll get the last question right.... ...Maybe.....
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Fourth Question:
Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth
daughter ?
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Answer: Did you Answer Nunu? NO ! Of course it isn't. Her name is Mary. Read the question again !
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Okay, now the bonus round: A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing
his teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done. Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants ?
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He just has to open his mouth and ask... It's really
very simple....Like you
Friday, June 1, 2012
A nice story
Boy: “I Have A Baseball Glove”
The Lover, Remembering The Last Time, Asks The Boy: “O.K. How Much?”
Boy: “$750”
Man: “Fine”
A Few Days Later, The Father Says To The Boy: “Grab Your Glove. Let’s Go Outside And Toss The Baseball Back And Forth”
The Boy Says: “I Can’t. I Sold Them”
The Father Asks: “How Much Did You Sell Them For?”
The Son Says: “$1,000”
The Father Says: “That’s Terrible To Overcharge Your Friends Like That. That Is Way More Than Those Two Things Cost. I’m Going To Take You To Church And Make You Confess.”
They Go To Church And The Father Makes The Little Boy Sit In The Confession Booth And He Closes The Door.
The Boy Says: “Dark In Here.”
The Priest Says: “Heyy, Please Don’t Start That Shit Again.“
The Lover, Remembering The Last Time, Asks The Boy: “O.K. How Much?”
Boy: “$750”
Man: “Fine”
A Few Days Later, The Father Says To The Boy: “Grab Your Glove. Let’s Go Outside And Toss The Baseball Back And Forth”
The Boy Says: “I Can’t. I Sold Them”
The Father Asks: “How Much Did You Sell Them For?”
The Son Says: “$1,000”
The Father Says: “That’s Terrible To Overcharge Your Friends Like That. That Is Way More Than Those Two Things Cost. I’m Going To Take You To Church And Make You Confess.”
They Go To Church And The Father Makes The Little Boy Sit In The Confession Booth And He Closes The Door.
The Boy Says: “Dark In Here.”
The Priest Says: “Heyy, Please Don’t Start That Shit Again.“
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